The Life Filings Commission · Accepting submissions
Life's biggest moments deserve proper paperwork.
A birth is an IPO. A diploma is a market debut. A wedding is a merger. Retirement is finally going private. Personalized, printed archivally, framed properly.
The documents
5 forms on fileThe Initial Public Offering
A registration statement for the newest, smallest founder you know. Weight at issuance, controlling shareholders, and honest risk factors.
The Market Debut
A registration statement for a graduate going public: credentials issued, honors self-reported, underwritten by the people who funded the whole venture.
The Merger of Equals
An execution-version Agreement and Plan of Merger: two parties, one surviving household, synergies including streaming consolidation.
The Letter of Intent
A non-binding LOI memorializing a very binding question, asked on bended knee, with conditions to closing negotiated in good faith.
The Going-Private Transaction
A going-private statement for a distinguished professional delisting from the workforce. Board vote: unanimous, 1–0.
How a filing works
Personalize
Names, dates, and the numbers that matter. Pick a one-liner from our counsel-approved joke bank — or write your own (one line; we take layout seriously). The live proof updates as you type.
File & pay
Add a shipping address and pay through Stripe's secure checkout. Your filing is officially received the moment Stripe confirms payment — never before.
Printed, framed & shipped
Your document is rendered print-ready at 16×20 inches, produced on archival stock, framed if you chose framed, and shipped to your door. Suitable for nurseries, mantels, and corner offices.
Corporate & team gifting
Retiring a legend? Promoting a rainmaker?
A Schedule 13E-3 beats a gift card, and a framed filing outlives a farewell cake by decades. We handle batch orders for teams, client gifts, and milestone seasons — same documents, same framing, volume handled by an actual human.
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